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"Chance is the greatest criminal to ever roam the Earth"
Review by Lewis Goodall
"You talking to me?"
"I got worms"
"Three grown men... outsmarted by a mouse"
"The carrot has mystery, flowers are essentially tarts, prostitutes for the bees"
"Here, only the silent survive"
"I am not an animal! I am a human being! I… am… a man!"
"Know that I shall tell no lie, let me burn in hell should I speak false"
"What am I supposed to do? You won't answer my calls, you change your number. I mean, I'm not gonna be ignored, Dan!"
"It's hideous! It's horrible! It's home!"
Review by Lily Taylor
"Have fun, don't go in the water if you know what's good for you and try not to get shit on the sheets"
"What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss?"
"That's ahh… that's a surfboard alright! Looks like a '57 Chevy I used to have"
"I promise, i will never die"
"Come with me if you want to live"
"I'll be back"
"your move, creep"
"I guess I wouldn't believe my story if someone else were telling it"
“Wish I had a bigger stomach, like I was pregnant, I’d fit food in that” Review by Lewis Goodall Were you ever a kid? If you were well you’ve probably…
"Do you ever have nightmares after eating cheese? You might've eaten a ghost"