"I got worms"
Review by Lewis Goodall
"I got worms"
Review by Lewis Goodall
"The carrot has mystery, flowers are essentially tarts, prostitutes for the bees"
Review by Lewis Goodall
"Have fun, don't go in the water if you know what's good for you and try not to get shit on the sheets"
Review by Lewis Goodall
"I promise, i will never die"
Review by Lewis Goodall
"Do you ever have nightmares after eating cheese? You might've eaten a ghost"
Review by Lewis Goodall
"HE HATES THESE CANS! STAY AWAY FROM THE CANS!"
Review by Lewis Goodall
"YOU'RE NOT INVITED TO MY BIRTHDAY!!!"
Review by Lewis Goodall
"I usually shot around 6 ropes of cum, and then dribble a bit of the clear stuff"
Review by Lewis Goodall
"I'm think you’ll find that metal is the strongest thing on Earth followed by dynamite and then muscles"
Review by Lily Taylor
"You know what we should have? An all girl kung fu army!"
Review by Lily Taylor