It's just, like, our opinion, man
"I usually shot around 6 ropes of cum, and then dribble a bit of the clear stuff"
Review by Lewis Goodall
"Why'd ya spill yer beans"
"The more you know who you are, and what you want, the less you let things upset you"
"I'm think you’ll find that metal is the strongest thing on Earth followed by dynamite and then muscles"
Review by Lily Taylor
"They are nice because they are rich"
It’s that time of year! It’s every cinephiles Christmas!! Usually a Christmas where people don’t get what they we’re hoping for. These are our predictions for who will take home…
"Why is everyone so ready to think the worst is over?"
"I'd rather be a free spinster and paddle my own canoe"
"You know what we should have? An all girl kung fu army!"
"Puss... In spats!"
"We mugged a nun"
"Just because somebody chooses to leave, that doesn't mean they didn't want to be here with you"
"Anyone can be happy and cosy. Nothing good happens in the world by being happy and cosy"
"Life with you was joyless"
"So i'm going to die because I floss?"
"Welcome to the apocalypse, Mr Squidward, I hope you like leather"
"Why do my armpits smell like… Sperm?"
So…. Here we are. The end of 2019 and what a year. A lot has happened, some good, mostly crap. We can always rely on cinema though so naturally we…
"Dashing through the snow, in a one dog open sleigh, one more house to go and Christmas goes away"
"She's Scottish?"
