It's just, like, our opinion, man
"you're the jellyfish version"
Review by Lewis Goodall
"I feel like grabbing you by your ears and screaming"
"YOU'RE NOT INVITED TO MY BIRTHDAY!!!"
'Once you've dribbled past fate, what do you do?'
Review by Lily Taylor
"Unless your fantasy is to die, you better come with me"
"Hope is a dangerous thing"
"The Chinese people have a saying, when people get cancer, they die"
"I felt puny and absurd, a ludicrous midget"
"Real love's hard to come by. So you find a way to cope without it"
This is me! This is how *I* win. Review by Lewis Goodall I have to pinch myself quick, make sure I’m not imagining all this. I dont know what the…
"I've been her mum since she was born"
"I usually shot around 6 ropes of cum, and then dribble a bit of the clear stuff"
"Why'd ya spill yer beans"
"The more you know who you are, and what you want, the less you let things upset you"
"I'm think you’ll find that metal is the strongest thing on Earth followed by dynamite and then muscles"
"They are nice because they are rich"
It’s that time of year! It’s every cinephiles Christmas!! Usually a Christmas where people don’t get what they we’re hoping for. These are our predictions for who will take home…
"Why is everyone so ready to think the worst is over?"
"I'd rather be a free spinster and paddle my own canoe"
"You know what we should have? An all girl kung fu army!"
