It's just, like, our opinion, man
"Just because somebody chooses to leave, that doesn't mean they didn't want to be here with you"
Review by Lewis Goodall
"Anyone can be happy and cosy. Nothing good happens in the world by being happy and cosy"
"Life with you was joyless"
Review by Lily Taylor
"So i'm going to die because I floss?"
"Welcome to the apocalypse, Mr Squidward, I hope you like leather"
"Why do my armpits smell like… Sperm?"
So…. Here we are. The end of 2019 and what a year. A lot has happened, some good, mostly crap. We can always rely on cinema though so naturally we…
"Dashing through the snow, in a one dog open sleigh, one more house to go and Christmas goes away"
"She's Scottish?"
"How about a bit of backseat bingo with daddyo?"
"There's a cheese sized hole in my soul and I'm going to fill it"
"Learn to drive you pillock!"
"When you die, you die with your memories"
"Nobody loves me. Everybody hates me. I think i'll go eat worms"
"He doesn’t have a gay head, he has a normal head"
"I believe in you, Elsa. More than anyone and anything"
"Big summer blow out"
"Its not that I dont trust you, its just that I dont trust anybody"
"What about a spoon? Or some chopsticks?"
"One, two, three, four, five new ones. NOW can I have one?"
Review by Lewis Goodal
